A lot of fish

Men in the online world are an interesting breed.. Having the world of the internet at their fingertips doesn't seem to have helped their "game" in conversing with women.

By way of example, here are a few messages I've received from guys on okcupid.  Gee, which one do I pick...

1) hey 35 single white male in durham n.c. and im looking for a longterm honest and faithful relationship i havent been in a relationship or have had any sex for almost 2 years because of haven my heart broken i meet a women on date hook up.com 2 years ago after being together for a month she asked me to merry her and i said yes 2 days later we was married the next day i caught her cheating on me i got the marrige annulled and been single ever sense that was in 2009 and i have the anullment papers to prove im not maken that up. 

2) Does it make me racist that I think there should be a National Association for the Advancement of White People or a Caucasian College Fund? Am I homophobic or intolerant just because I'd like to march in a Hetero-Pride Parade? Is population control really such a bad idea?

3) hey , how are you doing? my name is sroosh and i am living at the fort bragg could you please give me your cellphone and full add and if you dont mind i want to meet each others . thnx

4) I want to offer you something different. An actual gentleman. I know you are not use to this. I can even give you straight up examples of how I am different. This is of course if you actually want a change. Try me.

I'm partial to number 2. A potentially racist, homophobic nazi. Be still my heart...

I think my friend put it best: “If only we could all meet such awesome, emotionally in-touch guys”